You exist because you won a race between millions and millions of sperms, meaning you won a 0.00000005 chance of fertilizing the egg, by percentage: 0.000005%
Shoutout to the U.S. embassies in Austria, Chile, India, and South Korea who have directly ignored orders from the Trump administration in flying the pride flag
They’ve found really clever workarounds, as they were banned from flying the pride flag on the flag pole.
They aren’t ignoring orders: they are obeying the orders to the exact letter.
Who’s dick I gotta suck to get super powers wtf. It’s 2019 I at least expected to be able to transform into animals by now. I’m just tryna live out the rest of my days as an emotionally stable armadillo.
You could suck Zeus’s dick. Then Hera might turn you into armadillo for seducing her thot of a man.
You say that like I wouldn’t just suck Zeus’s dick anyway? I’d suck the soul out of Zeus for a piece of straw and a punch in the face
